Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
Do not give a fuck i’ve got the swagger of a virgins dick.
They think the future's bright as halogen, we know it's pretty bleak.
i am a disaster.
• Ask me anything
it's future rust and it's future dust
it's future rust and it's future dust
Anonymous asked: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
Unfortunately not. Sounds nice tho’.
Just got an unconditional to uni which i totally wasn’t expecting. When i went to the interview i had no idea where i was, then i found the building with about -4 minutes to spare and a fricking bird shat on me. Long story short, i attempted to get rid of it but inevitably failed and subsequently sat in a room full of people with crap on my head. Actually, in reflection it’s not that funny. Just lame. Uber lame.
Dreamed that i got ‘COLONEL KANGAROO’ tattooed across both my shins.
I’ve been awake 2 hours and consumed 3 ice cream sodas. If i continue at this rate, at what time will i vomit like a cat?
